Friday, July 24, 2009

Miss Universe

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

It is the final round of the MissMC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with LMiss USA: LampMiss Malaysia: Light bulbMiss Singapore: LADIOJudge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter L

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter LMiss USA: LionMiss Malaysia: LeopardMiss Singapore: LABBITJudge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with LMiss USA: LexusMiss Malaysia: LamborghiniMiss Singapore: Lolls- LoyceJudge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter LMiss USA: LemonMiss Malaysia: LycheeMiss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! (durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter L, they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter LMiss USA: Lung (applause)Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!!The Judges fainted..!!!

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